Ahem…

“This wine is so bloody yum; it's silky yet edgy, like that hot hot scene from The Bodyguard when Whitney Houston's (RIP) silk scarf is cut in half by Kevin Costner's sword. And just like Whitney (RIP) sung in that piece of cinematic genius, I will always love this wine. I have a special bond with it, a simpatico, a goddamn wine crush bordering on the creepy. Everything about it. Its aromatics, its taste, the way it looks at me like I just roasted the perfect potato.”

A real old school dry red gem, with silk from the fruit and the oak, producing a wine with juicy dark berries and a touch of quinine.